Anybody "real" out there?

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About me

..Out of practice, but willing to be re-trained!... divorced Dad of 2, would like to have fun again with a sweet, fun, slightly sassy-type woman who doesn't act her age. I haven't dated in years.. Would like to experience a romantic kiss at least once more before I die... I used to be good at it, but may need some practice at first, so a patient woman would be great too...I enjoy rock concerts, thunderstorms, scary movies, and roller coasters...I'm a great talker and an even better listener - even at 3am...I'm a giver not a taker, don't bite and never kiss on the first date... (unless you insist, of course)... One last thing: If you decide to write me, USE MY NAME in your letter (my name is Wayne) - I don't like scammers who copy and paste the same letter to hundreds of men at the same time! Don't do it! If you are not "for real", please look elsewhere! I can detect scammers and phonies very quickly. Don't even try it. It will not work! If you are for real (not very likely), I'd love to hear from you and will reply fast...Thanks for checking me out...ALL letters will be answered...Letters sent without using my name, will NOT be answered...Letters that ask me to write back at a Yahoo or other email address will NOT be answered either...if you can't write back and forth on this site, you are obviously a phony and merely trying to herd all your suckers into one location...Don't even try it with me. Thanks and I hope someone on this site is legitimate...

About you

I love surprises!...so, surprise me and write back to me...in fact, if there are any real women on this site, who genuinely want to meet a guy like me, well, I definitely WILL be surprised!