I am Awesome. No seriously, I am. And you may see this at first, and some of you will just laugh, and others will think "What an arrogant sonofabitch!" But that's only because you've never sat down and talked to me, because once you did, you'd think, "wow, he really IS awesome!" I'm a funny guy, and I'd actually like to do something about it like Standup Comedy. But I'm presently waiting to get my head out of my own rectum at the moment. I'm Tall, like 6ft 7in tall, and I'm not a beanpole...I'm more like a retired football player. This is caused because my Biological Father was Thor, and My mother was a Polar Bear. That wouldn't make any sense either unless you met me.
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