I'm an unemployed garbage collector with 11 children and am looking for that special someone to have more kids! I am 4'9" tall and weigh 223 lbs. I love watching girls play basketball, hunting mice and squirrels (I make a mean squirrel stew!) , abd building things out of bottlecaps (so save some for me!) I may be old but I just got my GED and am hoping to get a promotion to recycling collector at work. To save time I sent the same exact introduction letter to every woman on this site, so don't go thinking you are special!
I am looking for a woman with good child-bearing hips who wants at least 7 kids. Please have none of your own coming into this relationship. You must know how to skin and debone rodents and small mammals. Also must enjoy Conway Twitty. Please don't be interested in going to watch girls' basketball with me--I do that alone.
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