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ATTENTION: I will delete guys that don't have photos, guys that smell scams or whatever, all e-mails that asks me to add you on my e-mail, or asking me to give my e-mail, or offering me your e-mails. COME ON!! We can get to know each other here in this site. I don't need your private IM, e-mails, etc. This site has e-mails and IM. So get to know me here, otherwise I will ignore you. ARE YOU MR. RIGHT, OR MR. FULL OF BOLOGNA? I am here to date, find a wonderful man here (I HOPE), I am not here for scammers, weirds, losers, pervert, booty calls, etc. WHO AM I? See videos and photos located on my blogs, if you have obsete or slow dial up and you don't have flash, then you won't be ablte to see my videos: My videos are in my blogs, under "WHO AM I?" and under SEE MY PROFILE HERE. IT'S MORE READABLE". I am uniquely ME. I am not Brigitte Bardot for sure, however I will attract you anyway, it's just a matter of time. Get to know me better in a quick way: jumping on the phone and meeting me. Life is too short for hesitation. I am determined to find you. Are you out there somewhere? I know I am going to find you somewhere, somehow. Raise your hands if it's you. I KNOW HOW TO TREAT YOU I will honor your true love and be fully grateful for your heart. I won't take your love for granted. Your ego will be stimulated. So tell me, how a woman can make you happy. Don't tell me what I already know. Besides that, what makes you happy. PLAYING GAMES OR NOT? SURE. I play seriously and aggressively to reach your heart. MY AGE Still flowing river. You have to keep the old motor running: with premium oil and diligent maintenance. Reliable "Mechanic" is needed (giggling!!!). And what about your "motor", always up and running? (giggling) HIGHLY DESIRABLE He knows how to hold a woman with tender touch. Goal oriented: Marry me. (Giggling) He has excessive passion He is master kisser He does not complicate her life. He knows what love means. And he knows how to love a woman effectively. He is sweet like honey. He has big heart, brain, and ........, well even better. Why not? NO, NO...... I am not here for booty call, night stand or whatever you call. Am I clear enough? If you get offended with this remark, it's because you are not good guy anyway. I take only serious guy, not jerks. SPECIAL REQUEST If we end up in a relationship, I will have something to reveal. I go to bed with you, only if you carry me in your arms. So get your mussles ready. Why not? What's masculine mussles for? Giggling. LIFE IS TOO SHORT Let's jump on the phone and check the quemistry, if you are ready for that. MY GIANT TURN ONS Shy guy Good Military Good Cops Sweet guy Paramedic guys Man that likes to fix almost everything, including ME. MY GIANT TURNOFFS Bad driver Slow driver Rude Bad manners Cheapskeat Dirty car Poor hygiene Contradiction Short temper Does not say thank you Dump me for petty things Loser Carry more baggages than John Wayne Airport Massive issues Let me teach you and show to you that I am wonderful. OBEDIENT AND SMART WIFE There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.

About you

Do you exist Mr. Right? If so, come forward. Are you Mr. Right? Or Mr. Full of Bologna, Mr. Schmuck, etc? Then you are dismissed. You are exempt to take further action with me. DO I NEED MAGIC GPS? Mr. Right, I know you exist. But the question is, where are you. My GPS cannot find you yet. Where are you? Mr. Right, surrender to me now. YOUR APPEARANCE I don't care if you are bold, big belly, short (although I fancy the tall one), etc. As long as you make me happy, hint, hint. Smart, caring and passionate with giant heart certainly will make me horny and happy. But abnormal skiny guy is out of question. I like guy that has meat and mussles in their body, no bone or mattress guy. But missing front tooth and/or visible black cavity in front of your mouth, will be a major break deal. I don't bend in that area. Bad hygiene will jeopardy our romantic encounter. YOUR HEART Tell me, who get's your heart and how? Is your heart good? WHAT'S YOUR SIZE?Giggling.....!!!! It's highly desirable, but if you are not, well, I have to think about it. The bigger the better: Your heart and .......(hint, hint) giggling. hey why not? .Am I stuttering? LONG DISTANCE DUDES SURE. Move to my heart. If you travel to Russia to date a Russian woman, than you come here to south California, near Disneyland. What's Uhaul, Jet, Car, Hotel and your will for? I am very decent woman that deserves a decent man. I know what man needs, and I will honor his needs, but he has to honor my needs too. I LOVE MAN, the good one of course. Man is the greatest thing that GOD made. I don't know about bad man, I think GOD made a mistake with some templates and tossed away. And started over. I think it should have a day for man. MAN'S DAY! MY FAVORITE SINS Good MAN Fresh whipped Cream Fresh French bread Irish butter Brazilian style rice MY FANTASY ASK ME. LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT. HE MUST BE ABOVE 18 AND BE A ......MAN. YOUR FANTASY Yours? To love me? Giggling. WEIGHT AND TEASING RITUAL ISSUES Well, if you can lift and carry me gracefully, then I am not heavy. It's all about your mussles. Everything is relative. By the way, strong man is a bonus. Come on, you are man, you are supposed to be strong by default. Well, I am saying extra strong is a bonus. You know, to have those precious moments, I have to be carried up there (wink, wink). You will have pleasure, plus you will develop mussles by carrying me everyday. Giggling!!!!! And if you cannot carry me, then, well, what's one ton pickup truck for. Don't forget to bring the crane too, just in case, if it becomes a struggle. I KNOW HOW TO TREAT YOU I will honor your true love and be fully grateful for your heart. I won't take your love for granted. Your ego will be stimulated. So tell me, how a woman can make you happy. Don't tell me what I already know. Besides that, what makes you happy? PLAYING GAMES OR NOT? Only those you like (wink, wink). I play seriously and aggressively to reach your heart. THE HUSBAND STORE (Do you exist? Giggling...!!!) A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the floors. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.