It all started years ago when I was traveling through New Mexico and a bright light shone from the sky and beamed me up to the mother ship. Yes, I was probed (and I kinda liked it, ). Ever since then, I've had an amazing ability; I can vividly recall my past lives. Doctors have tried to label me with names like schizophrenic but Cleopatra knows the whole truth. Medusa gives us trouble from time to time, but Joan of Arc keeps her in line. Currently I am living in Canada, under the Federal Witness Protection Program. I testified against the Mafia. You should know that to date me your life could be in danger and if I tell you what John Gotti is up to these days, I'll have to kill you. I need a man who's not afraid to spend money like it's water. I love to shop. And remember, diamonds are a girls best friend. I love a man who wears a loin cloth well and is willing to swing from the treetops to bring me a glass of lemonade if that is what I so desire. He must know how a woman needs to be pampered. I'd just like to add... That I am a member of a website called romancescam. I like to torment scammers -- and I'm good at it.
If you're one of them and you contact me, you will wish you hadn't. I'm serious ... you do NOT want to mess with me. BUT......... If you're not one of them, then you should know . . . I'm exceptionally kind and considerate, I love life and laughter and little fuzzy animals ... and most of the above is not true.
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