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About me

In my spare time I go fishing with Jerry Seinfeld or my other buddy Ben Stiller for a game of fuzball and some brewskies. I just got out of a relationship with a party girl Britney, she was obsessed I be at every live show. I have a PHD. A very expensive education. I figure I flipped 2 billion burgers to pay for it. However one day a couple of surgeons myself and my mother went out for a round of golf. Ma was lookin prettty good that day with a tight polo shirt on, on the 2nd tee off I overheard one of my coleagues say she has nice lookin clubs. I says Pardon, he says she has a nice set of clubs with a grin, well I snap, I loose it, I hit fake him with a nine iron, give a pitchin wedgy, backhand him with my golf bag, and I says now hows that for a nice set of clubs good enough for ya. Needless to say I was suspended from practice. So one day I was reading the paper and I saw an ad for (gravel hauler). I tried that out and it was great. It is great drivin big rig except every time I pull up to a intersection there is all kinds of chicks climbin up on the cab tossin in there phone numbers. EVER SINCE I BEEN A GRAVEL HAULER. In my spare time I breed donkeys as a hobby. I like live music, good movies, road trips,enjoy life, women and fast cars. You must be - easy going - honest - 5"6 and under - secure with yourself - cute - single - my pic is 3 months old, how old is yours ? - you are not into games, most probably you are not on this site, you will show up when I least expect it and I will know.