I am ... skeptical of this "Cash4Gold" scheme. I really cannot determine whether those "male enhancement" commercials are a joke or not. I have a little crush on Eric Hutchinson. If I could be 19 again. I'm a little bit punchy from lack of sleep. I'll rewrite this tomorrow. P.S. The instant messaging thing isn't working for me, so don't be offended ... I'm not ignoring you.
You are ... aware that porn is fake, strippers don't really like you, and prostitutes are not nymphomaniacs for whom the pay is incidental. Ideally, you're also self-deprecating, a goofball, not unfamiliar with long-term relationships, and prefer Bailey to Jennifer.
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