this is actually a story i read somewhere..

I was walking along the fruit section wondering what id whipp up to impress my lady love that night. then out of the corner, i saw Her. Long wavy hair, beautiful face, and ..oh that long legs that seem endless.. Then she looked up to me and smiled.. My heart almost leaped out of my ribcage! Then she came to me and said "Hi. I think your one of the father of my kids.." And at that moment my mind was overwhelmed with questions. where did i met her? how was i not careful? Then, i remembered the only time I was ever unfaithful to my wife was during my bachelor's party where i let it all loose with the guys and booze. "oh my God! are you the stripper who whipped my ass while I licked another stripper's boobs on top of the pool table at my bachelor's party?" i asked..She looked into my eyes and smiled. "No. Im your son's teacher."

so there it was folks..hope enjoyed reading! :)