I look like a goldfish with extra bulgy lower eyelids.

No kidding (I kid at everything else except for how I look).

I tried the supposedly tried and tested-most-moms-and-doctors-recommended hot and cold compress. But mom, doctor, both of you are wrong! It never made a dent into my ballooning eyelids. Okay, i didn't sleep early last night or let's just say it has been a few nights that I only get about 2-3 hours sleep, so much for health, eh?.. Anyway, I noticed that the circles around my eyes had gotten extra dark and extra baggy. So, when I came home one morning, I asked my sister to buy me a cucumber. I asked her to cut the cucumber up, cleanse the pieces and to take it to my room. I finally was able to fall asleep late in the night and before I did, I pressed two cucumber circles in my closed eyes. I might have pressed on them harder than recommended or they might be virus infested for when I woke up, I was human no more but a goldfish with fading blond streaks! Yikes to the maximum level of levels! I never really thought of myself as being model-pretty (well, okay sometimes I do :) ) but I have never imagined I could be as ugly as today. What caused it remains a mystery to me and my other personalities. The other people in my house seemed not to care. Could it be the cucumber juice which seeped into my eyes and triggered the hormones responsible for expanding your skin tissues? If that where the case then I'd be using cucumber juice to Umhhppp my humps. So, so, so, what could have caused this mutilation of my once so perfect lids. Even if I'm making them larger than life right now, they should never have caused me this kind of stress. No concealer or make-up trick could ever make me look normal for today and who knows how long they would stay being these huge. I must be paying for something really nasty that I did in one of my pastlives because this is indeed something not fun.

And what's worse is that I have to go to work to complete a mandatory overtime. Could fate be any more kinder than this to make rant too much?