OK now, I'm gonna be really honest here ladies, so don't start run'n away, like a chicken. This states who I am most suited to. Make time to read it.
 
 
 
~~~What I LOVE In A Woman Like You~~~
 
  ILOVEBBWwomen. (Big Beautiful Women). BBW WHITE, or Puerto Rican women. (Those are the types that I go for.) I love those of you, who are tall & are thick in girth. I love those of you who have big, soft hands. I really love a woman who has long hair, especially when you wear your hair in poney tails, over yer shoulders. I LOVE the way that looks! That style is just so gorgeous, to me.
 
  I also love when you give me a really thorough ****-***. That's my all-time favorite. I seek a woman who also knows how to take her time during a French kiss, & drags it out for a long time, like I like to do. 1 of the turn-ons that I have is for a lady's ****-****.
 
  I desire you to be the type who out in public, would take me in an alley or somewhere private, & just make the hottest, most passionate love with me, that you can. Perhaps a really thorough ****-*** as well. I absollutely love that. I'd say between a really good ****-*** & a really tight *****. 
 
  I LOVE the type of woman who, knows exactly when & how to give me a really thorough ****-***. 1 of my X girlfriends had that quality in her, & I absollutelly loved that!
 
  I really hope that yer like that(!) I really hope to find a woman who is also a great cook. That would be just great, by itself.
 
  I only like to be with those women who take really good care of themselves, as far as personal hygien. If you smell bad, It ain't happen'n with me, babs. Nope. I really love a woman who is a big 'cuddler,' like I am. I really enjoy that, & I seek nothing less than that.
 
  I seek someone for the loooooooooooooooooooonoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong haul, baby. Not some 1-nighter, 2-nighter, or 3-nighter (so to speak). I seek someone who's gonna be great in EVERY aspect that I've mentioned on this page. I'm not a womanizer. I'm an Evangelist, & I desire a WIFE. for it mentions in The Book of Proverbs: "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing." Not a fling, not a basic, "just buddies" type of thing, & NOT some "pen-pal," whutever the hell that's supposed to do to fulfill my needs, I'll never know(!) Lol. I ask you, who among you is able to handle what I've wrote down here so far?
 
~~~~~What Am I NOT Seeking?~~~~~
 
  I do not seek just some 1-nighter, or some cheap pole-dancer, or some chick who loves to tease men by dancing half-naked infront of some dude, or one of you who will give some dude a "lap dance." IF you love teasing men without follow-through, including for yer living, well then, I'm sorry, but I do not approve, & either you'll find another line of work in a respectable field, or I just will not oblige to give you so much as 1 minute in any kind of close relationship with me, personally. Any woman who sexually teases a man without the intention to follow up with action, is phoney, unlady-like, & has NO conscience;--NONE, or a sense of mercy. To the contrary, yer behavior tells guys, that yer a coward. You want mercy? Then learn to give mercy to others. Teasing guys like that, especially when it's foolishly done to me, is NOT the least bit wise, or mpressive to me, at all. I'm glad I wrapped that up with a neat little bow. Lol
 
  I'm not after some woman who all she cares about, is standing me up, or telling me she'd rather hang out with her "buddies," because women like that won't get so much as 1 minute from me. My patience will run out very quickly, I'll get really p****d off, & I'll reject you at my fastest possible convenience. I don't find it appealing, attractive, or sexy in any way shape or form. It hurts me too much to be stuck with someone like that, & I deserve much much much better, than that. If you desire profitability from a relationship with me, then you'll be very careful not to treat me like that. Please don't take me the wrong way, here. -- I'm not saying that you can't have any friends, or anything like that. Networking is a great thing, & meeting new people is really good. BUT ... make time to be with me. I'm not putting up with ANY woman who ignores me all the time, or puts me on the back burner all the time. Hell no. "Been-there-done-that." No more.
 
  Yer cold-blooded? Here's someth'n for ya: Have a field day: * I'd much rather be alone, than be stuck with someone like that. IF you tell me you care about me, or especially that you "love" me, then act like it. Otherwise, take yer phoney shtick elsewhere.
 
  The 1 thing that I really hate more than anything other than sexual teasing with no follow-through, is when some chick tells me that she "loves" me, in the 1st email. -- Honey, listen up. Ya don't love me, because ya don't know me. I may be nice to you in my reply to yer add on some dating site but all I am, is just a stranger to you, until you get to know me. Nothing more. Get it in perspective, OK?
 
~~~~~~~Are You The 1?~~~~~~~
 
  So, in closing, are YOU the right 1 for me? Are YOU able to offer me everything that I've spoken about in here? We'll see. Ya' talk up a good game in yer add, huh? We'll see! Put it to brass tax, baby. I wanna see whut you have to offer me in the way of a relationship. IMPRESS me, baby. Now I mean, you could stand there & judge me from now till kingdom come, but hey, that's yer loss. I happen to be a pretty nice guy, & I am a good boyfriend. I'm also monogamous, & I am true to my partner. I'm not into cheating. i have the balls to tell someone to go fly a kite, that I may go after another woman for a relationship, but I am no cheater. PERIOD. My friends think I'm a very nice guy, anyway.

  I assure you, that I'm emotionally-stable, very kind, & I am actually pretty funny, when I'm around my friends, & I cannot wait to share that with you. I love to mimmic others, & spread cheer. I love to make sound effects to make others laugh. It's a birth gift I've been given.
 
  Sincerely,
 
      Andrew Friedman

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