the numbers are Calories burned!

REMOVING CLOTHES:

With partners consent, 12

Without partners consent, 187

UN-HOOKING BRA:

With 2 calm hands, 7

With one shaky hand, 96

GETTING INTO BED:

Lifting partner, 15,

Dragging partner across floor, 20

using skate board, 3

ACHIEVING ORGASM:

For a normal healthy man, 8.5

For a not normal healthy man .05

Loosing erection, .05

Searching for it 115

PULLING OUT:

After orgasm, .03

Before orgasm, 500

REAL ORGASM:

Not faking, 27, faking, 186

BY COUNTRY:

English- side by side, 16, with soccer game on, 587

French- Doggie style, 45, Getting treated like a dog and barking, 60

Italian- Man on bottom, woman in the kitchen, 27

Russian- Woman on bottom, man asking for permission, 192

African- 400 in all positions!

American- both on top, 700

SATISFACTION:

Woman smoking a cigarette, 2

Man in a coma-like smile 0!

GETTING A SECOND DATE:

Woman- "Call me!", 3

Man- "Gotta have more of that!" 1,035

Enjoy, folks! PEACE!