HOW TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE? CAN YOU PLAY CHESS? (GIGGLING)
I WILL HONOR YOUR TRUE LOVE.
MR. RIGHT, SURRENDER TO ME NOW.
MR. UNDECIDED, STOP HESITATING. IT'S TIME TO PICK ME You wonder why I am still single.
DO YOU NEED WOMAN UPGRADE? (Giggling) See the end of my profile.
Who am I? Am I yours? Hey, why not me? And why not YOU?
See better videos and photos with high resolution, see links below. There are many videos about me talking to you and others are about music, etc. I am a sucker of Led Zepellin, The Doors, ACDC, ZZTop, etc. It's massively sexy they way they play their guitar/bass whatever they call. I like Opera to Metalica depends on my mood. RAP is out of question. If you want to see me talking to you, keep forwarding the videos. Or see videos at the end of this profile.
FEAST OR SCARE YOUR EYES Videos and hight resolution photos (copy it and paste it in a new browser screen):
Who am I? Ask my exsssss (giggling). Men say that they like my hair, my eyes, my smile, my skin that they never seen before, my scent and ....(shhhhh. I cannot say here).......... That's what they say. Men say a lot thing, but sometimes they tell the truth (giggling).
I am someone who has it all to give, just need someone to give it to. I have a bit of an attitude until i really get to know someone then the sweet side comes out. I think I am worth the hassle (Giggling)
If you have slow, obsolete dial up system and you don't have flash then you won't be able to see videos.
GOOD ENOUGH I am simple, average, unconventional in some areas, tender, cheerful, passionate, and sensual. I am very woman. That's all you need. Don't be greedy.
There is a rumor among the guys, that I am wonderful in this and that ....(???)..... I guess it's guys'talk.
Believe or not, whether I am gorgeous or ugly, I am the one that will keep you (hint, hint). Hard to believe me? then meet me, stick with me, and you will find out (giggling). Dating has probation phase.
Are you Mr. Right, or just another cronic Mr. Full of Bologna.
WHO'S MR. RIGHT? Mr. Right is the man that wants me and keeps me
WHO ARE YOU? I am going to ignore all your words and watch very close what you do.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SURE? I am not here for night stands. I am here to be loved, not to be laid, except under full commitment (wink, wink).
SEX TALK No, not yet. First love, then the rest is taken care automatically. You don't need to rush into it or beg it. It happens automatically after your real love is proved. I am here to be loved, not to be your disposable girltoy.
HOW TO CHASE MEN? Please, women don't contac me, unless, you contact me to teach me how to chase men better. Giggling. Gentlemen, slow down or don't go anywhere, I need to catch you, at least one.
DO I NEED MAGIC GPS? Mr. Right, I know you exist. But the question is, where are you. My GPS cannot find you yet.
Where are you?
Mr. Right, surrender to me now.
YOUR APPEARANCE You don't need to be either Trace Adkins or Josh Turner. I don't care if you are Mr. Kojak (Telly Savallas, actually he was Mr. Handsome and Charm), or have big belly. As long as we have quemistry and you know how treat a woman with respect, with excessive love, etc in a consistent way.
YOUR CAR If you have tall car without grandma handle, then how I am going to climb to your seat with short skirt and high heels. Bring ladder, or you have to use your hands as step to lift me (how romantic). If you don't want to have your hands dirty, then I have to borrow your masculine musles to carry me and I help you putting my arms around your neck while you lift me. Are you in shape. How good is your weight lifting. If not good, sign up for weight lifting. Giggling!!!
CAN YOU HANDLE ME? I am fussy. before making love, I have to be carried in your arms to bed whenever you want me (hint, hint). No, no. no ifs, no buts. Yes it's blackmail. Can you handle me? Giggling.
SIZE MATTERS I like big man in all sense of the word. It's a plus, Hey, why not? Impress me. The bigger the better: Your heart. Generosity does not hurt. It's just double delight. Hint, hint. Wink, wink. Giggling.
WHAT I THINK ABOUT MAN I adore man, it's GOD's best masterpiece. Hey don't get too overconfident. I am talking about the good man. The bad one, it was GOD's oops and HE threw the mold away.
LONG DISTANCE DUDES Well, if you can go to Russia, to meet a Russian woman, then you can meet me in south California, near Disneyland. Contact me. Not ventured, not gained. Don't get discouraged. Don't let the miles deter you to get to know me. We might lost our minds and want to move to each other place. What's wrong with that? If you love me and love you, I don't mind to move, but I need to have a job first where I am going to move to.
I am determined to find you. Are you out there somewhere?
I know I am going to find you somewhere, somehow.
Raise your hand if it's you.
GET TO KNOW ME IN A NUTSHELL See the videos and extra photos I mentioned before
WHO AM I IN DEPTH You want to know me thoroughly? Just meet, date me, marry me, and you will know who I am in depth. Giggling!!!!
I am neither Brigitte Bardot nor Jane Birkin for sure, however I will attract you anyway, it's just a matter of time. I hope the site won't reject my photos just because I am not as pretty as Brigitte Bardot.
MY FAULTS I always spill while boiling the milk on the stove. Wanting you. Giggling. Bad car maneuver, but in other areas I am good maneuver, hint, hint. Giggling.
MY FAVORITE SINS Good MAN Fresh whipped Cream Fresh French bread Irish butter Brazilian style Jasmine rice Raw Salmon (after frozen extremely temperature for 7 days. Our domestic freezer cannot do that). Fresh is better, but you don't want tape worm.
I am very decent woman that deserves a decent man. I know what man needs, and I will honor his needs, but he has to honor my needs too. If you are unable to notice that I am decent woman, then, allow to me call you stupid and bad man. Shame on you.
HOW'S OUR DATE We go light and simple with coffee, tea, water, etc. Just a place we can sit down face to face and then depend what happens, we go stronger, complicated and sofisticated, etc.(giggling).
And good luck!!!
WOMAN UPGRADE
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once Installed!
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck, Tech Support
LEGAL ADVISE Our Corporate Attorney recommends that you contact your provider of Wife 1.0 as they should have sold you Prenup 12.6 which is highly recommended to be installed before installing Wife 1.0. But be aware that nothing is perfect, you take chance not to have a wife that might be incompatible with Prenup.
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