I  SIGNED UP TWO WEEKS AGO ON SOME ADULT PERSONAL SITE CALLED "MEONYOU.COM" AND SOON AFTER DID I EVER GET SOME EMAILS FROM SOME BEAUTIFUL, SOME SKANKY, AND SOME HORNY WOMEN THAT ARE WILLING TO TRAVEL QUITE A FEW HOURS FOR A SUCKLE(SOUND FAMILIAR PEOPLE). DID I TELL YOU THAT MY PROFILE ABOUT ME AND WHAT I WANTED WAS FILLED WITH JUST STRAIGHT UP GIBBERISH(LINES AND LINES OF V'S AND T'S).

THE SITE GIVES YOU A FREE MEMBERSHIP WHERE YOU CAN RECEIVE EMAILS FROM MEMBERS AND SEE ONE VIDEO OF THE WEEK, BUT YOU CANNOT RESPOND BACK(BIG SURPRISE). THE EMAILS ARE VERY HORNY AND VERY FORWARD BUT VAGUE AND NEVER CROSS THE LINE OF YOU NOT NEEDING TO PAY TO CONTACT THEM. I KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, SO I LOOKED THEM ON THE INTERNET.

TURNS OUT 1000'S OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SCAMMED THE SAME WAY BY THE SITE. LAWYWERS ARE SEARCHING FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF. THEY SAY THAT AFTER YOU SIGN UP, ALL THOSE EMAILS BECOME DELETED AS WELL AS THE PROFILES OF THE SLUTS THAT SENT THEM. PEOPLE REPLY AND NOONE EVER REACHES THEM BACK FOR A HOOK-UP.

JUST GOT A YOUNG LOOKING GIRL'S EMAIL. HERE IT GOES:

FROM DANIEL99:

I LOVE GOING TO THE PARK, GETTING DRUNK AND GETTING FREAKY WHEN THE NIGHT COMES. WANNA TRY IT OUT? IT'S A BLAST. I KNOW THIS PLACE WHERE WE CAN BRING OUR SLEEPING BAGS, MAKE A FIRE, AND JUST STAY OVER AND NO ONE CAN BOTHER US. SOUND FUN YET? HOW BOUT THIS TO PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE, I LIKED TO BE FUCKED DOGGY-STYLE IN MY SLEEPING BAG. LET ME KNOW LOVER BOY.

HOW BOUT THAT FOR A SCAM? AT LEAST THERE AREN'T ANY MIS-SPELLED WORDS. SIGN UP AND GET SOME TITLLATING EMAIL, BUT DON'T PAY FOR THE THREE CARD MONTY.