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rottinglipgloss

P.M.S Rant - bloddy muleholes

I can't sleep and I'm hungry. Hungry for food, hungry for money, hungry for more money and then I realise, I'm hungry for a man too. Not specifically sex, but hungry for a man's attention and warmth (definitely minus BO). Well alright, sex too.

I am adamant against relationships and marriage. But being a misanthrope doesn't mean I am against intercourse. And just because I value getting laid doesn't mean I am a female canine or a garden tool with the letters W and R.

When in bed with a man, the size of his family jewels is NOT important (yes, cliche I know). My preferred partner is someone who is an active and a super-duper patient participant. Basically, it is vital that both parties are in tuned with each other. I've come acrossed 3 men so far who fits the bill. Unfortunately, one can't stay in the country while the other is too head over heels with someone younger and more gorgeous. Oh, the last one was an ex-beau.

Looks matters too in my partner. Good-looking men (well, so far what I've experienced) are narcissistic both in and out of bed. They do alot of false advertising about their sexual skills. So a no go for me if he has looks above average.


Men of average looks don't announce to the whole world how good they can perform and are humble about their FJ (once again, size is not of importance). They can be quite a teaser; sneaking into your brains, releasing your hardcore nympho alter-ego without you realising. If he talks dirty, damn, that's a huge incentive. Now that is what I call sexciting.

So what if I bloddy complain. It bloddy won't change a bloddy thang innit!

Arghh f***! Ugly, cute or average looking men, they only want skinny and hot women. Lucky you ladies.
Bloddy.
Got a gut feeling I'm going to be tasting my lovely foot after this.  BAH! Bloddy be it!
And if you're a God damn male scammer, then curse you!! *Shows fists*
May no woman would give you fellatio!!
Failing that, cuss you buggery men from getting fellatio forever!!


"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)
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DARTDRAGONXXX
DARTDRAGONXXX 199 days agocomment permalink
  
WOW! Quite a rant I will say! Interesting, though!
 
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drkrishna1967
drkrishna1967 192 days agocomment permalink
  
i am glad to see womans point of view. can we talk?

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Lucifer999
Lucifer999 192 days agocomment permalink
  
Sing it sister!!!
 
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Burner
Burner 192 days agocomment permalink
  
Nice to hear what you think can we talk
 
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taff9408
taff9408 189 days agocomment permalink
  
I like the sentiment behind the thought
 
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lovingalways
lovingalways 167 days agocomment permalink
  
hmm?
 
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bobwilliams
bobwilliams 103 days agocomment permalink
  
You are just a pretty woman and i guess you keep it up..
 
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Gibsons
Gibsons 93 days agocomment permalink
  
No B.S. Refreshing!
 
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taz
taz 71 days agocomment permalink
  
It seem to me that men who visits this site, only want to view the sexiest pic. they can find. Aren't most men all for looks.
Well, that is probably why the "women" put the sexiest pictures on that they can find and then again: How will you be sure if it is not a man or a fake ? So, try and put a really sexy pic. on and then see who you can find. I bet you, the men will line up and maybe there will be a real man inbetween. Just use your common sense. I am sure you will find one.
 
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