I hear ya. Online dating can be daunting. It's like 'real' dating, but crazy in a different way. Which do you think is 'better'? Maybe people everywhere are just crazy.... ?

i am honest and i am not a scamer
i wish u to same
i dont like sexy talk

Mary, if you feel that you get alot of scam letters i wish you could see mine. We all have our reasons for being on here, mine are exactly what I put in my profile. partner/wife/friend/lover. I guess we just have to wade through until we reach our goal. Wiley

hi there am not one of them.for me am here to find the woman who i could make friend with her if possible marry her.am joking because am very religious

as you have said before when someone is scammer u can tell,then have atry with me wheather am one of them or not.please i hope you reply me as you can thank you very much

I´m a SWM / BHM (Big Handsome Man) / 5´9" / I was extruded on 09/24/1972 in Brooklyn, NY at 10:10 AM on Sunday morn'n / I weigh in at 260 LB / Short blk. hr. - Army Ranger-styled crew cut / Shaved head / Salt & pepper hr. / Big brn. eyes / Usually clean-shaven, but sometimes I maintain a little stubble / I wear size 12 boots, & size 13 shoes / I dress casually / Have lightly tanned skin / Wear glasses, w/black frames / No kids, but want someday / Never married. I'm SINGLE / No tatts / No body piercings / No pets / I live alone / I rent an apt. in the 'burbs' / Non-smk. / Non-drnk. / Messianic Jew (Believer in Jesus Christ).

My Attributes

*Emotionally-stable
*Honest
*Humorous - I love to imitate others making folks laugh & to spread cheer is a birth-gift I've been given. I LOVE to mimic old song artists, as well. Funny stuff! Lol
*Very easy to talk to
*Polite
*Kind
*Caring
*Courteous
*Considerate
*Tactful
*Creative
*Flexible
*On-time, (usually early, for a date)
*Artistic
*Affectionate
*Passionate

My Cooking Skills



I am not that bad of a cook. I really enjoy it, but I don´t like cook´n alone, all by my lonesome. Y? Cuz it blows. It sux, & it´s no fun. I would pamper you, though, if I were to cook for you. I´d make you feel like you were in a restaraunt, fa´show, babs. I love a woman who knows how to cook, & cook GOOD. Ya don´t need to make anything extravagant for me, hon. Just keep it simple, & at least know whut the heck yer doi´n.... Lol I´m not that hard to please, although some women may beg to differ with me on that. Lol



I am very good at taking something basic like a PB & J sandwich, & turn'n it into a gourmet feast. I´m VERY good at that. I love to make homemade chicken soup once in a while, although I do not do it often, as cooking alone can really suck.. I am very good at making chicken soup as I have practiced for a long time before I managed to get it right. I only use fresh ingredients, & I make it authentic, in the classic eastern european style.

You wanna talk about some chicken salad? -- Lemme tell you something, babs ... I make slam´n chicken salad. I make it FRESH, with FRESH ingredients, not out of a can. I´m good.. I don´t use cheap bread, either. I use good quality bread. I make chicken taste so good, that you´d think that you were eating prime rib, done up perfectly, young lady. -- I´m good. The only thing that is a bit too much of a ballbuster for me to make is fried chicken, as I do not have a deep fryer. Otherwise, I guarranty you that I could make it (assuming I have the right ingredients, & the proper equipment.)

I like a good salad every so often, once in a while.<-----See the froggy? LOL

I also like to do some italian dishes as well. I can basically make just about anything, but I normally don´t, for the reason that I don´t have anyone to really do it for (yet), but also on top of that, alot of the ingredients can be a little bit on the expensive side, so that´s a bit of a hinderance. I usually just cook for whenever I have company over.

I generally hate the tinny, fishy taste of canned fish, but sometimes I am able to cook it in a skillet & then it doesn´t taste as bad, but I do prefer fresh fish quite a bit more. 1 of the things that I am very good at making also, are FRESH juices. I love to make fresh cranberry juice, & lemonade, as well... It´s very simple for me to do.

My favorite foods are a wide variety of stuff, but only if it´s made correctly. I hate it whenever I go out to some restaraunt & a waiter/waitress brings me some poorly made slop, that´s supposed to be a well-made dish, but due to the fact that the restaraunt owner has no balls, he/she lets his/her head chef make garbage & serves the pig slop to someone like me who can tell that it´s pig slop.

My Favorite Music

I love the 70's love songs, 80's techno/disco, & R&B. I love a wide variety of the old ones, like "The cornelius Brothers & sister Rose," -- (It's Too Late) Songs from 'Journey,' "Voices Carry" from 'Till Teusday,' "Fool"(If You Think It's Over)," by 'Chris Rea,' "Fame" by 'David bowie,' "Heart Of Glass," "Call Me," & "In The Flesh," by 'Blondie,' songs from the group 'Tommy,' "Massachussetts" by Andy Gibb(?) "More Than I Can Say" by Leo Sayer,' songs by the 'BeeGees,' & a few of the old movie sound tracks.

My Favorite Musical Artists

Stevie Wonder, Lou Rawls, Michael Jackson, Yvon Elleman, Maureen McGovern, Johny Cash, Olivia Newton John, Dusty Springfield, Joe Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Chris Rea, Leo Sayer, & Rupert Holmes.




Favorite Movies

"The Devil's Advocate," "The Devil's Rain," "Race With The Devil," "Equinox," "The Bunker," "Fatherland," "Munich," "The Hill," "Hamburger Hill," "When Hell Was In Session," "Marathon Man," "The Amittyville Horror," "The Professional," "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Hardcore," "Mississippi Burning," "Star Trek" (The original TV series) "Star Trek I,II,III,IV,V,VI," "CRASH - of Eastern Flt. 401," "Oath Of Office," "Cannonball Run," "Smokey & The Bandit," "The Grass Is Greener Over The Septic Tank," "Liar-Liar," & "6 Weeks."


Favorite TV Shows

"All In The Family," "Starskey & Hutch," "The Incredible Hulk," "The Banana Split Gang," "Laugh In," "Monty Python's flying Circus," "The Carol Burnette Show," & "Mama's Family."



My Appropriate Match

SWF (Single White Female) / SHF (Single Hispanic Female), meaning: Unmarried, Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 25-40 years of age / 170-250LB / 5´6"-6´6" -- I would prefer that you´d be at least 6´ tall, but if not, it´s alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / I LOVE BBW types of women. (Big Beautiful Women). I have a thing for your type, if you´re a BBW, that is.

Please remember yer manners. I cannot stand rude, discourteous behavior. -- Especially from women. That makes me absollutely sick, & it pisses me off, so umm ... don´t be like that around me, OK?

I love: a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love when you´re a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love when yer a great kisser, & a slow kisser. Full lips is what I pref., I pref. big soft hands. I love women who take very good care of themselves, & in their more personal aspects of life, are VERY CLEAN. That´s something that ´d just ruin the whole thing. Please don´t be a dirty pig, who´se got some ridiculous phobia, of a bar´a soap.



I so look forward to finding a woman that knows how to cook,

& can do it really well,

without turning me from a hot air balloon, into an outright blimp.

LOL I hope that if you can cook well, that you primarilly make healthy stuff for me. I love homemade italian dinners.

Do you have any special ´likes?´ Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know.

In case you´d like to contact me to explore the possibility of a relationship, PAY ATTENTION!



ALL calls are screened, so ... don´t be nasty. If I do something wrong, or say something that pisses you off once in a while, work it out with me, in a calm fashion. I´m very ameenable, & I´ll listen to you. I understand that you get angry at times, as I do too, but whut I´m talking about is, do not curse me out repeatedly, or leave me continuous cursing messages on my answerring machine aimed at me, personally. None of that. -- General bad language is more acceptable & understandable to me, rather than it being aimed directly at me, as in calling me all kinds of curse words. Kindly keep in mind, that I am Evangelical clergy, who´s been given the Holy Spirit through Jesus Christ, & weather ya' wanna believe it or not, you need to respect it, OK?

Attackng God´s annointed runs the very real risk of bringing a painful response upon you, by Him. You know who I mean! (JC) You have wisdom? Use it. Particularly, do not go out of your way to harm me, with some 'spell,' if yer involved in witchcraft. It´s OK by me, if you dress gothic. I´m not not yer judge. No man/woman has power over me anyway, but Him & His Son is protecting me spiritually, with His seal. I've been sealed in the 'new ark,' in the new & everlasting covenant, by His might. There is reccompense for our actions. I´m not immune from it, neither is anyone else. Show mercy, & you shall obtain mercy. Hence the biblical saying: "You reap what you sow."



1 last thing on the list for the snakes only: DO NOT come to me, if you're a male-female "transgender." I'm NOT looking for that, understand? I'm not it, baby! GO AWAY. I'll tell you why: IF things get steamy, & I find out yer not a female ... That's not good news for you. Make double, & tripple sure, that you are a female BY BIRTH. Thass juss the way it is. Period. I'm glad we ALL understand, ladies!

My Location & Yours. !PAY ATTENTION!

I am only accepting a relationship from those of you who live within 300 miles of my zipcode here in Lancaster, PA, of: 17602. (A concession may be made, but that depends firmly upon IF yer willing to come & visit me for a new relationship(?). -- Inquire within.)


My Feelings About "Long Distance Relationships"



I approach those types of relationships with extreme caution, as they have attendancy to well ............ fail, miserably. I mean quite honestly, it depends IF yer really that impressive to me, (or not.) IF. & I mean ... IF you're that impressive to me, with a very good attitude ... a good heart in the Lord, & I know that you're sincere, & truly desire to meet up with me, then terrific. I give you my word, that I am sincere in my intentions, in that I will meet you at the appointed place, unless I drop dead of a heart attack from eating too much Cornbeef Hash. LOL -- Seriously ... I give you my word on that, that if you & I make up to meet somewhere, I will do the very best that I can to be on time, to meet you. We could make up a time & a place to meet in public of course, & that would work for me.

hey guys,actually is there a real gal for only date here im loosing my hope,they are all in west africa,but from us(where in west africa god knows)etc,wants cc s,money,they seem to have all the bad luck in the world,even if they dont succeed to make u pay em,they make a man very upset,make me wonder have i been left to those worst peoples,am i that desperate?

would you consider a woman who can make you feel great!!!

Hello
My name is joy, i saw your profile to day and became intrested in you, i will also like to know you more, and if you can send an email to my email address, i will give you my pictures here is my email address (joymartines36@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! Awaiting for your mail to my email address above Blessing.(Remeber the distance or age or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)

PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL ME HERE ON (joymartines36@yahoo.com) FOR MORE EXPLAINATION

My darling Mikey. I am very glad, that you can help me.

You can send money in any currency. The main thing that the sum was 600 pounds sterling. You can send me money in dollars. I once again inform you details to which you will require to send me money through western union. My name - Kristina, a surname - Blohina. The city of Moscow, Russia.

Lover Mikey if you can help me today I can already fly to you tomorrow morning. Unfortunately I with themselves do not have my photos, I write you letters from the cafe Internet. I very much worry about our meeting.

It is very a pity, that I have faced a problem and could not fly to you today.

I will be here and I will wait for your letter my honey Mikey.

Yours and only yours, Kristina.