I see your challenge was not met. Maybe he knows that your right. LOL good one.
Delta got burned.

Hey Dudes,

Delta's imaginary sky dude's book is only the work of fallible humans, but the book of the flying spaghetti monster is inspired by the greatest of all dudes.

The flying spaghetti monster can whoop Delta's imaginary sky dude any day of the week.

Dudes

The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster has 8 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts and not the 10 commandments of Delta's imaginary sky-dude.

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b******.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.


I challenge Delta to prove that his 10 commandments are the true word of God.

I thank you, sir, for your polite "challenge" to me, that everyone may watch & judge for themselves our responses. I thank you for being polite, & I do appreciate your time.

Well sir, here it is ... I'm going to give you, exactly whut you are so afraid of hearing/reading, in that the holy bible was in fact written by man, BUT ... with the guidance of the Holy Spirit of God. I believe this firmly, due to the miracles which occurred in my life performed by Jesus Christ, on one night in 11/2006, as so stated in my profile. My testimony to the miracles is stated in my profile, so, if you have not yet read it, please by all means, have a good read.

I see that your religion states: "other." Well, that's kool with me, sir. We all do the very best that we can on our own pats, whutever god/God, or Deity we may choose or be led to worship. I'm sure that you can agree upon this(?)

There is nothing that I can do to make you as the unbeliever 'believe.' The only thing that I am supposed to do in my faith in Jesus Christ & belief in Him, is to follow the doctrine of planting a seed, & having God minister to your heart. He is the one, whom is going to have to tug at your heart, sir. It is virtually impossible for me to 'make' one believe in Jesus christ -- especially if they deliberately choose in their own free will to close their heart & mind to Him, or to open their hear to Him in prayer.

I am not going to stand in judgement of you, either, sir. I don't dare do this, as for all I know, you could be an angel here to test me, I don't know. I don't know you, I don't know yer background, & I do not know anything else about you, besides accidentally stumbling upon you, in this website. Fair enough? I'm sure that you can agree with me on that at least, & that you're comfortable with my position on that.

I thank you, for your "" although respectfully speaking sir, it was not any kind of a challenge.

God be with you, & your whole family, sir.

Andrew Friedman

DELTAflt1189

ekaye ... in the future, before you go assuming that one gets "burned" as you put it, you should await a 'like' response to a so-called "challenge." You speak pompous words, & yet you are quick to assume of one's running off like a chicken, which I assure you madam, I will not do ither from you, from this polite gentlemen with his "challenge," or from anyone else, OK? Like I mentioned to you in that email you got from me earlier, I certainly look forward to any future comments that you have to make, little lady, with your catholic faith, based in it's man-made false doctrines of mother & baby worship.

Sincerely,

Andrew Friedman

DELTAflt1189

Ah, yes ... May I request 1 thing from you Rapidcycle; in the future, if you have a specific "challenge" or a question that you'd like me to answer in kind, please be kind enough to let me know personally, either via my screen name on this website, or via my email address, which you can get from me either from one of my blogs, or from me, personally.

I am unable to know ahut you post, if you don't tell me to have a look at the post to let me know that it's there. I would not expect you to know that either. Thank you, for yer time, & yer civility.

Sincerely,

Andrew Friedman

DELTAflt1189

Hi, Rapid ... There are many variants of the bible out in circulation. Myself & my evangelical friends all agree on either the KJV, or the NKJV variants. I am not a bible expert though ... I cannot speak of that with 100% certainty, so ... I will not be able to tell you which one is truly the best one. The only thing & the main thing that we as the born again are 100% certain of in our walk wit Jesus Christ, is that the 1st priority is to provoke a supernatural reaction from Him, that one's sick soul will be healed, & will be granted eternal life, as the holy Spirit will automatically change yer heart. This will happen immediately, with a feeling of utter peace & serenity.

The only way that this can be achieved, is by humbling one's self, & opening up yer heart to Him, asking Him to forgive your sins & for ignoring Him ... for whutever else you feel led to admit to Him to forgive you for.

I appreciate your time Rapid, & look forward to hearing from you, my friend. Be safe, K?

Sincerely,

Andrew Friedman

DELTAflt1189

Whut is this I am reading, of yer question, JohnLewis? I thought that you were a former minister, sir? A minister of whut may I ask? Spaghettiology? LOL - Bwahahaha!!

Mr. Lewis, ... -- Sir ... I am no more able to prove that the 10 commandments was real, than you are to prove that the pope is a Jew. Sir, if you are an unbeliever which it sounds like you may be, then there is nothing for me to be able to do to get you to believe it. It's going to take a miracle of God to change yer heart, my good man. The steps I speak of, are written in the above response to the nice fellow, Rapidcycle.

Here's thing though too, that the unbeliever needs to understand. It is IMPOSSIBLE for an unbeliever to just all of the sudden wake up in the morning & say ...

'OK ... I'm gonna have breakfast, I'm gonna take my kid to school, I'm gonna go break my balls at work, & oh yeah, I'm gonna worship Jesus Christ when I get home.'

It cannot happen, My good little friend. It doesn't work that way. It's not that simple. I know, because I used to be an Atheist/Agnostic Jew. I ... made fun of Christians ... I reviled people in the faith that I am now in ... I got offended at His word ... I HATED hearing it ... I HATED it to no end, baby, when my born again friend played that terrible Jesus music in his car with me in it. It hurt me on the inside ... I got offended at it, until years later, when NOTHING in my life was going right for me, & when I was ready to do myself in, I said to Jesus: "OK, I'm sorry, Jesus! - Help me!! If you're real, then show me! - I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry I have ignored You. Where are You? Help me! ..." So as I so stated in my profile as I am now telling you, The voices left my head ... My right ankle unlocked ... My bottom left rear molar healed up ... the thoughts o hopelessness left my head, & it was immediately replaced with utter peace ... comfort, & a sudden spiritual 'hunger' for hearing all about Jesus Christ. & That my friend, is whut is commonly referred to, as a MIRACLE. I can not begin to tell you, in any words in any one of my own stupid ways, whut that was like. How could I possibly sit hear with my big mouth shut with a brain in my head, & not tell anybody of this? It was utterly amazing, remarkable, & utterly impressive.

John, give Him a chance, my friend. you too, ekaye ... you too, Rapid ... He is NOT going t ocondemn you, leave you, forsake you, or let you rot. Do you all understand this? - guys ... I'm telling you that as a former selfish Jew ... A former Atheist ... A former Agnostic, & oh-yes .. a Former NAZI , That HE IS REAL. However this Deity does these things is beyond me. I am unable to show you any proof. I am unable to hold up anything concrete & say t oyou OK, here it is, in it's shape of ... ???? I am sorry, but I just cannot do it. NO ONE can. Faith is something that is not physical. OK, It's a matter of God making something hurt a just a little bit - just enough in your life, to lead you all by the hand, -- however He does it, to the Door of Jesus Christ, that you may knock on that Door in prayer, & that you may definately get an answer from Him. He may need to deliver you into the hands of yer enamies that they may cause you to ... lose everything, or perhaps that you may lose someone very close to you in order to get you to give Jesus a chance, or perhaps youmay have face the end of your life, in some calamity -- who knows? That's up to Him.

The 1 thing that I will tell you though as well, is that there is NO OTHER name given unto men that has such a profound effect upon people, as His name. People get offended at His name -- Y? People wanna butcher the faithful for His name. - Y? People wanna snub & reject those like me, -- Because we worship Him. - Y? Because there IS POWER in the blood of the Lamb of God. That Lamb of God, is the One who, has given His life on the cross at Calvary, as it is written, in the New Testament. He was the last Lamb to be sacrificed to God, for man's sins, that we may approach God in prayer. He is the living BREAD, my friends. He IS the BREAD of life. He is the Door. Believe me. I know that I do not know any of you, but listen to me ... I love you all enough to tell you this, that you will ... YOU WILL have eternal life by coming to Him humbly in prayer. You all who have read this, are a witness to my testimony of the absolute 100% truth of whut transpired in my life by Him, in 11/2006.

God bless you all richly, & may He be with you. I love you all.

Sincerely,

Andrew Friedman

DELTAflt1189

Way to go, DELTA! Thank you, for being a loyal member, of my Sky Team Alliance! Lol

Sincerely,

Andrew Friedman

USAIRflt0490

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