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ALL I WANTED WAS A SODA!


	I was bored and watching TV. it was really warm outside and I felt thirsty for a soda. I checked the fridge and bummer, no soda! So I decided to go out and get one. I went to the car and as I leaned over to open the door I realized I was in my slippers. OOPS! I go and get changed and went back to the car and realized I forgot my keys! MAN! So I go and get my keys. Got back to the car and as I started it up, I realized I forgot my wallet. Bummer again! I get my wallet, make sure I got my keys and finally! I am on my way to the store. I could see the store on the other side of the street. The traffic was so bad, I could not get across! I turned right and went into the neiborhood to find another way across. POP! OH MAN! There goes a tire! I got out and struggled to change the tire, got very dirty and sore hands. As I was about to get back into the car, this big, mean dog came after me. I could not get into the car fast enough so I ran and climbed up a tree. I stayed there till the dog finally left.I came down from the tree and realized I was covered in termites!!!! UH OH! I danced the fastest fire dance one has ever seen! They were biting me all over. I stripped bare to shake them out of my clothes and wouldn't you know? The dog came back! I grabbed my clothes and dived back into the car, drove off fast! I was white as a ghost! I got back to the house and I did not see the neighbors and their friends in the front yard. I was still startled by the dog and termites. I got out of the car and forgot I was nude! OOPS! They saw me and laughed real hard at me. I was so embarassed, I locked my keys in the car. I ran to the porch and broke the kitchen window to escape the neighbors laughing! As O crawled inside, I knocked over the China cabinet and broke my Mom's China! OOPS! I am in trouble now! UH OH! I run to my room, lock the door and flop into my chair! breathing heavy and sweating, I start to relax and then it hit me! I never did get that soda!