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About me

Here to say G'day. Just 1 request - you have to be able to prove that you are real. Not a big ask, I think. Just sick of scammers. Also, please have a decent grasp of the English language, especially if you claim to be from an English-speaking country. I wasn't born yesterday. Please don't ask me for a Yahoo address - I'm not into it. Just asking me to reply to your email address won't have much affect either, sorry. However, if you have a cam and are willing to talk live, then please do. Now, for the important things... Just how long is a piece of string ? Does Plasticman use a condom ? Why is the word "abbreviation" such a long word ? These are questions that have plagued mankind for eons. Does it mean anything ? Who knows. Why am I telling you this ? Not sure. Interested ? Or just plain confused ? Act now for a no-obligation free quote of possible explanations. (free steak knives not included) Offer expires soon...HURRY !!

About you

DO NOT just message me asking for an email address so you can "get to know me the more", because you will sound like just another scammer and will be treated as such. Also, please have a somewhat decent grasp of the English language and grammar therein. I don't want to hear about you wanting to "know me the more" etc. If it doesn't make sense, it will be treated as such. Finally, if your message starts with "I saw your profile today at 4ppl.com and became interested in you..." blah blah, then don't expect a prompt reply. Here's a hint. Just try not to sound like your average, unintelligent scammer, and I will respond. Still reading ? Ok to say g'day ? Then why not ?