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About me

NOTE: It appears that I can't send emails through this site (gosh I love limited functionality). Anyhow, I'm SomeAverageGuy on several other sites too. If I didn't reply, please look for me on one of them. I'm an average guy. I'm into ordinary things: beer, friends, music. I'm not a thrillseeker, but I enjoy a little excitement every now and then. I play guitar and sing. I drive a pickup, not a sports car. It's rusty, not new. I wear off-the-rack clothes. Are you getting the idea that I'm not into displays of wealth? If so, you're right. I'm smart, but not a genius, and I tend to choose my friends and relationships from people who are smart too. Face it, if a girl can't turn me on mentally, it's not worth trying to turn me on physically. I'm tired of meeting easy women in bars, and I want to find someone who's worth investing myself. Read this part before you email me! No more out out-of-country, "I looking for the marriage" messages please. I'm not some desperate old guy who's here to finance someone's citizensip. Sorry if that sounds mean, but there it is. I'm trying this out to see if I can meet a higher quality lady than the ones I've been meeting, not to find a mail-order bride. This means if you are a Russian hacker pretending to be a girl to try to get people to send you money, I'm not a good target. Do not send me phony messages from Russia! Got it? One more time... DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES. I'M NOT FLYING OVERSEAS FOR A DATE, AND I'M NOT RICH, SO I WON'T BE BRINGING YOU HERE EITHER! Sorry to be so blunt and forceful, but nineteen messages a day from Russia, claiming to be from young, attractive women is enough!

About you

You're smart (smart is sexy) and you know it. You can hold your own in a conversation, and you never shy away from an argument. But you're not afraid to listen to what somebody else has to say too. Still, you can handle five minutes of silence. You're into music (dare I mention karaoke). You know how to say "no." I can't stress that enough--if you're the type of girl who gives it up on the first date, don't contact me; there are plenty of those wherever I look. Most importantly, you're not afraid to show how smart you are.