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In my travels, I have found that several basic types of women frequent online dating sites: 1. Stuck-up, snooty women who think they are God’s gift to men. With the tons of e-mail they get from hopeful suitors, they acquire both swelled heads and a wildly unrealistic opinion of their market value in the dating world. Women like this are clearly suffering from what I call ‘Princess Syndrome’. A characteristic symptom of the malady is having a stringent laundry list of ‘requirements’ and ’standards’ few men could ever hope to meet. 2. Attention junkies. 3. Gold-diggers. No explanation needed here! 4. Professional daters who, sucked in by the endless choice online dating appears to offer, keep looking for the Bigger, Better Deal. Ad nauseam. Scratch a professional dater, and you’ll likely find someone with a serious fear of commitment lurking underneath. The type of woman mentioned in (2) above often fits into this category. 5. Teases who get off on rejecting men for sport. These women should have a big “L” branded in their foreheads - “L” for “Loser”, of course. 6. Desperate single mothers. If you ever see a profile where a woman says, “My children mean everything to me”, RUN! This is code-speak that means a woman is basically married to her children, and if you get involved with her, you’ll find that you rank dead last. Right down there with Fido, if you’re lucky. 7. Russian/ Eastern European women or women from other foreign countries where poverty and crime is rife. Probably half of these women are allied with fraudsters seeking to fleece lonely men. 8. Drunks, druggies, other assorted psychopaths. The strange thing about the online dating sites I’ve been on is that there are few women who could be considered ugly. (Unless of course, they’re the ones who post a profile but no pic). Confused? So am I. See points 1, 2, 3 and 6 above for an explanation on why a good-looking woman would feel the need to resort to online dating. http://en.wordpress.com/tag/princess-syndrome/ Women are manipulative. In a relationship, you can tell when a woman is lying to you, because her mouth moves. Women don’t want their partners to be honest with them, and they certainly have no intention of being honest with their partners. Honesty is something they keep for their close friends, and the last thing they want to hear from a partner is the honest truth about themselves, the partner, the relationship, their appearance, their career, their taste or anything. However, this is rarely a problem for most women, since in practice their partners are usually kept trapped in some verbal bind or other, in order to make sure that they are still there the next time the woman needs them to go and do something for her. Women are illogical. It is not possible to have a sensible discussion with a woman on any topic, since there is no common ground of logic on which the topic can be discussed. You can always, if you wish, and if the topic is one in which she has some interest, ascertain her opinion on that topic simply by asking, though you must be prepared for an answer which runs to some length, and you must also be prepared to sit through her equally verbose opinions on seven entirely unrelated topics, which she will insist on flitting between unexpectedly at random, sometimes over a period of several years. Women are venal. Their sexuality is somehow directly wired to their partner’s bank account. There are no female philanthropists – only men give their money away. While there are many women involved in charity work, you will notice that they are usually involved in events designed to induce other people – not themselves – to donate to the given charity. Naturally, many women involved in charity work earn a good salary for doing so, though it is best to be wearing some kind of armoured suit if you ever propose to actually point this out to them. Women are vain. Unbelievably vain. Never, ever, trust a woman who tries to tell you that really, her appearance isn’t at all important to her or her self-image. This is a trap designed ultimately to get you to do something for her, or to get back at you for something, or both. The more attractive a woman appears to be, the more of a minefield the subject of her appearance is likely to become, and there is no way of winning here, because if you don’t bring the subject up, she will. Indeed, in addition to being vain, women are dangerous. You wouldn’t deliberately spend your life with a tarantula – and anyone with an iota of common sense would approach women with the same kind of attitude. Women are, in short, annoying. They are mendacious, illogical, venal, self-obsessed psychopaths, and if the one you are involved with hasn’t attacked you or conned you out of something yet, the truth is probably that they have, but you haven’t realised it. You won’t know until you’re out of there.