26 year old who: Would give up a limb to see Pearl Jam live Laughs with my eyes closed Gives people the "ol clickin gun and a wink" Loves music and movies and people who smile for no reason. Can sneak "No body put's baby in a corner" (Dirty Dancing...into any conversation. Has been caught buck naked in a public swimming pool taking a midnight dip. Was charged with Indecent exposure because of it. Tried to pick up the cop. Loves the word Snaggle Tooth Is a cougar in training Often uses words like "Bling-Bling and MoFo at the most inopritune times. Works to much. Reads like mad. Purposely stuck the hem of my dess in my underwear and walked around "oblivious" on a dare. Loves "Handsome" from Scary Movie 2" Wants to be friends first. Wants to sky dive, Parasail, and Do Mad skateboard tricks. Flashed a bus full of highschool boys on my way to work once. Stuck my tounge to a metal pole. Stuck my sisters tounge to a metal pool. Fed ex lax to my little sister. Loves intelligent conversation Makes farting noises to break uncomfortable silence. Still listens to my mom (I just don't always do what she says) Wishes Jem and the Holograms and He-Man were still on TV Thinks too much. Writes poetry to the music in my mind. Cries when watching Oprah Secretly wishes I were the next Bacholerette Is easily overwhelmed by something beautiful. Dances with my eyes closed Sings like a rock star in the shower. Who is not looking for love or any of that silliness just good people and a laugh or 2.
My ideal guy is sure of himself and does not play head games, he is loyal and loving and and not afraid to express himself. He is funny but serious too and he is kind, someone who does not have alterior motives.
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