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About me

The headline above I blatantly stole from the old “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” TV show, but it totally applies to my changing my written profile, and at the same time explains my sense of humor, which apparently none, or very few of you understood the first time around! And hence there is this change in my description! NOTE: Those that do not get this type of humor…I.E…”Benny Hill, meets Monty Python, meets the God of all that is funny…Mel Brooks”…Shall all be condemned to watch “Pauly Shore” movies for the rest of their retched lives! But about me once again…OK ladies I am 6’ 3” tall, blond hair, brown beard, green eyes, and built like either a Professional Wrestler –or- a Viking, you be the judge! Any other particulars or dimensions you would like to know you will have to ask me directly…you naughty vixens you! But then I love a woman that speaks her mind and asks questions…and if you ask me, I will give you an honest answer. Now for the sad, and serious paragraph of why I am here. Four and a half years ago I lost my wife - my soul mate – my love of my life to cancers insidious evil at all to young an age! When she died as I held her hand in mine, most of me, no, pretty much all of me died with her, and some of that that was “me” is still dead! I am healing, slowly, but healing nonetheless; and I can guarantee you that I have healed enough and I am more than ready to be in a loving relationship once again! Truth be told… I have been through a hardship of immense proportions, so immense in fact that I am still dealing with all the damage over four years later. Who am I looking for? I am looking for someone that can understand this and is “real”, and that I can grow with. I’m looking for “the one” who can accept me, with my wounds, but not to bear them for me just accept them, and understand that I am releasing the “old” and rebuilding my life to the “new!” Know this then, that I will be the same for you! A really close friend of mine, a woman I may add, said that she thinks I should title this new profile…”Excuse me, I’m growing!”…But I told her that might be misconstrued by some of you naughtier maidens out there. As you may have already figured out I do have a serious side if needed, but I much prefer to be on the funny, upbeat side…which I think is on the right but I’m not really sure? You may have also figured out, especially if you read the last profile too, that I have a bizarre/weird/wickedly funny sense of humor to go with the rugged good looks, the Cary Grant charm…oh yeah, its in there, and the soul of an incurable romantic! Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know my picture does not look like I’m that way, but looks can be deceiving! One thing though…I am very, and I do mean very, picky when it comes to what I like in a woman! Example: I have been cursed with what some would say is a gift, but I call it curse beyond curses. This “curse” if you will, is that if I look into your eyes, and believe me I will look into your eyes, and those eyes will either “speak” to me, and me alone, or they won’t speak at all! I know…it’s weird, but it is true! If your eyes don’t speak, well, it just is not going to happen, and that’s it, and it doesn’t matter how beautiful and sexy the rest of you is…it just won’t happen between us for a long term relationship, and I don’t do short term ones! See…I told you it was a curse! Ah…but if your eyes do speak to me and me alone…then you possess the eyes of a Goddess, eyes that are beautiful beyond beautiful, and therefore eyes that can melt my soul and make me your man and your man alone for as long as the sun shall rise! As usual I have gone on too long, so if you have found me, or any of my writing interesting drop me a line and we can talk!

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