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About me

G'day people. I'm just a laid-back Aussie bloke looking to meet someone new. So stop and say G'day. You just might be surprised. Please don't message me talking about how age, colour etc. don't matter but love matters a lot in life. You will sound like just another scammer and therefore will be ignored. Also, please don't write me requesting that I write back to you via any yahoo, hotmail or gmail address. I simply won't do it. Sorry to have to say it, but you pretty much have to be able to prove who you are if you want to know me. I've had enough of scammers and just plain liars. OK, let's get to it... How long is a piece of string ? Does Plasticman use a condom ? Why is the word "abbreviation" so long ? Hmmmm... These are the questions that have troubled Man for eons. And just why am I telling you this ? I have no idea. Does it mean anything ? Who knows. Interested? Or just plain confused ? Ask me why today. First-time customers receive a free half-baked explanation. Hurry !! Offer won't last !!

About you

To the Sincere people : please see above. To the Freeloaders : if you are looking for a sugar-daddy, or just someone to pay your way through life, then just keep looking. I am not your free ticket over here. To the Scammers : if you msg me just asking for my email, or spinning some yarn about huge sums of money that you need help moving, then you will be ignored. You are nothing but parasites on the arse-end of humanity. Get a life !! Also, if you don't have a pic of yourself, then I won't respond. Warped enough to keep reading ? Then I want to hear from you !! (Valid for a short time only. Not valid in conjunction with any other offer) (Offer expires : whencant/affordISP/bill or at any other given time) Act now !! (Free steak knives not included) Just to repeat - DO NOT EMAIL ME ASKING ME TO WRITE BACK TO YOUR ADDRESS. IT JUST WON'T HAPPEN.